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It’s a common saying that there’s no such thing as the perfect job.

You’ve probably heard it from your parents, your teachers, your university lecturers, and maybe even your local job centre (the current job climate is nobody’s friend), but I would actually dispute that there’s no such thing as the perfect job. Sure the majority of jobs are pretty boring, the hours are long, and the pay is depressing, but you only have to read my colleague, Josh’s, articles reviewing sex toys to know that your job really can go above and beyond for you.

Plus Charlie Palmer, ‘Garlic Bread expert’ is another example coming under the perfect job heading. I mean, just imagine getting to tell people that you were a garlic bread expert – the Tinder matches would be pouring in!

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Well a new profession can now be added to the list of ideal jobs – pizza taster.

Surely (SURELY) it just doesn’t get better than that? Just imagine walking into work knowing that you were going to get paid to subject your taste-buds to countless different types of one of the best food creations known to man. I’m salivating just at the thought.

Bath Pizza Co. has just advertised a job for a professional pizza taster and it’s pretty much what dreams are made of. The salary is even described as “competitive with serious pizza perks”.

Apparently all you need to do is sample Bath Pizza Co.’s menu and offer feedback. Simple.

Plus, when Bath Pizza Co.’s menu looks like this, you know it’s going to be a breeze:

While the role only requires two hours work a week, those two hours of work may just be the best two hours you experience in those seven days. Plus, it’ll enable you to keep your current job meaning that your pay, and your appetite, will be sure not to suffer.

Considering how much of my salary I spend on Domino’s, Pizza Express, and even own brand supermarket pizzas, I’m pretty sure I more than fully meet the credentials for this job.

Applying is also easy; all you have to do is fill in a form saying why you think you’re the person for the job and what you think makes an “awesome pizza”. They’re really putting this job on a plate for people.

So, the next time someone tries to tell you there’s no such thing as the perfect job you can unequivocally prove them wrong. Dream big guys.

Would you like this job? Let us know in the comments. 

Images via bathpizzaco Instagram / GIPHY / dopl3r 

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