These Kinky Sex Positions Should Keep You Busy Tonight

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1. Bandoleer 

The woman lays on her back, and pulls both her knees up to her chest. The man kneels in front of her (so she can rest her feet on his chest, and he can put his forearms on her knees.

Like so:

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The more the man pushes down on the woman’s knees, the more she’ll enjoy it…

2. The Bridge

As demonstrated in the diagram below, the woman makes a bridge, and the man kneels in front of her. Great for people who are bored of the missionary position!

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3. The Reverse Bridge

 

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4. The Fan

Perfect for a man with a smaller penis, this position sees the woman lean forwards onto a chair, with her back arched. The man enters her from behind, playing with her breasts and clitoris as he goes.

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This is a great one if the man isn’t exactly well-endowed. The angle of the woman’s pelvis will allow him to thrust deeper.

5. The Snail

This one works excellently for men with small penises. With the ladies posterior raised, it allows for deeper penetration.

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6. Balancing Act

Names for obvious reasons, in this, the man lies on his back with his legs apart and knees pulled towards him. The lady then perches on top of him and lifts her legs, quite literally balancing. This is made easier when the man holds onto the lady’s thighs to guide penetration.

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7. The Grip

This looks like the missionary, but the way it works is different. Basically, the woman lies on her back and lifts her pelvis. Then, instead of the man thrusting, the woman moves from side to side.

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It’s a great, intimate one for when you’re not feeling hugely energetic…

8. Afternoon Delight

If you’re feeling lazy but want to get your end away, the afternoon delight is for you. It’s perfect for sex if you’re not in a rush and is pretty easy to accomplish. It works better with larger penises.

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9. The Rider

Just a fancy name for cowgirl – you know how to do this.

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10. The Eagle

The eagle works nicely for smaller penises as the raised legs of the woman allow for deeper and easier penetration. On top of that, the man is one his knees so his penis is raised for increases leverage.

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11. The Visitor

Both standing, the man enters the woman form the front during a sort of romantic-looking embrace. He holds on to her behind and/or thighs and can even slip a finger in if both parties are game.

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12. The Slide

This is like reverse missionary in that the woman lies on top of the man and quite literally slides and grinds on top of him.

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13. The Clasp

This is like ‘the visitor’ except the man uses his upper body strength to hold the woman up, possibly using the wall for added support… it’s just slightly more exciting.

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14. The Glowing Juniper

You’ve got a video for this one, lucky things.

15. The Seated Ball

You need to be flexible for this one. It’s sex in a spooning position but imagine that the spoons in question were in Uri Geller’s draw.

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16. The Curled Angel

Very similar.

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17. The Slip

The woman lies on her back with her lags resting on the man’s thighs as he stands on his knees before her. He then ‘slips’ in. This can be made easier by propping up the lady’s behind.

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18. The Hound

It’s doggy but with more leaning and a reach-around. Everyone’s a winner.

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19. The Crouching Tiger

This is like reverse-cowgirl except that mans legs hang off the end of the bed. The rhythm and depth are controlled by the female.

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20. The Hinge

The female in on all fours, but her weight is on her forearms rather than her hands. Her legs are spread apart side. Her partner approaches from behind on his knees. One knee slides between her legs and the other is outstretched. She is in control of movement with the Hinge.

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21. The Ship

No quite cowgirl, not quite reverse-cowgirl, but cowgirl from a side position. Imagine your bed lay parallel to your TV, you horny but need to watch the latest episode Amazing Hotels with Giles Coren… perfect.

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22. The Cross

The man does all of the work in this particular position. With the woman on her back with one leg up, the man controls the depth and rhythm. The lady’s hands are then free to do what she pleases.

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23. The Perch

You need a chair for this, although a high stall works better. Than man sits down with the woman perching on top of him. She then moves to her heart’s content.

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24. The Plough

This one requires a lot of upper body strength for the man as he supports most of the woman’s weight. With her resting her arms on a bed, the man lifts her posterior to his waist and enters. This works well for strong men with small penises… most people who frequent a gym…

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25. The Toad

Just missionary but the woman does something slightly different with her legs.

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26. The Hero

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27. The Peg

I swear this is the same as the slide. I SWEAR. Just a slightly different camera angle…

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28. The Y

Because you look like a Y… get it?

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29. The Propeller

This works nicely if you have a penis that can bend 180 degrees. Otherwise, don’t even try it.

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30. The Kriss-Kross

Similar to the afternoon delight in that it takes literally no effort. This can work normally or anally, if you’re game.

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31. The London Bridge

You have to be very, very brave to do this. If you know how to do that stance as a man, you’re halfway there. You then have to be able to hold the full body weight of your partner and then sustain it until one of you comes. Rather you than me, to be honest.

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32. The Stairway to Heaven

Just make sure you’re home alone… unless you’re into that?

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33. The G-Force

Like the bridge, this one features the woman’s posterior being raised by the man, this time by her feet, and her necks at a much more whiplash angle.

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34. The Waterfall

This is very similar to the crouching tiger and then very different in other ways. They other half of the man is hanging off the bed.

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35. The Triumphant Arch

With that woman’s legs either side of the man and with her lying on his legs, he inserts himself in her and then ARCHES over and has a litle go on her breasts.

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36. The suspended scissors

So the woman’s horizontal leg is resting on a bed with her supporting the rest of her weight with her arm. The man stands between the bed and the woman’s torso, straddling the horizontal leg and suspending the other. Her inserts himself and then sexy sex happens.

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37. The Rowing Boat

If you want to be face to face, then the rowing boat is perfect. This one’s hard to get get the movements right but once you do, oh boy you’ll be still thinking that doggy is better.

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38. Sybian Cowgirl

So cowgirl with a stall. Not only with your arse hurt, but your arms will get cramp.

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39. Some goof ol’ fashioned pegging

Thought we’s throw in a curveball here. This is where to woman wears a strap on and does her fella up the arse. This also works with normal penises going up normal arses or lesbians.

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40. The Betty Rocker

Pfft.

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41. The Jellyfish

Believe it or not, no chair is used here and instead you have to rely on each other’s brute strength to shag. It seems too risky, to be honest.

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42. Viennese Oyster

The woman lies on her back and stretched her leg behind her head. This allows easy access into the vagina and works perfectly for men with small penises.

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43. The Spork

Ever having sex and you just need to hold on to something? The spork allows you to grab a woman’s leg like you’re falling of that cliff in The Mummy 3 or whatever. Handy.

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44. The Snow Angel

This is similar to the propeller except the lags are a bit more all over the place. Cosier, warmer, still inconceivably uncomfortable.

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45. The Pull-up

Don’t bother trying this one unless you own a pull up bar or if you don’t mind getting a lifetime ban from your gym. It’s pretty self explanatory but very pointless.

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46. The Randy Raft

Ha!

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47. Contorted Cowgirl

Performing reverse cowgirl, the woman then bends backwards and kisses the man, who raises his head slightly.

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48. The Hyperion

The woman has to be very flexible for this one, with her legs at like 160 degree angles. The man hold up one of her legs and goes to work, drilling down as best he can.

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49. The Orchid Of Delaware

This one isn’t for the elderly, nor for people who like being comfortable. Try it?

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50. The Hipster

Just because the other ones are so mainstream, you know?

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51. Max Plank

Anal?

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52. The Reverse Hipster

In case the Hipster is too mainstream.

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53. The Data Hug

Like The Clasp except the woman arches her back more.

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54. The Megahurtz

This one isn’t a barrel of laughs for the woman and considering the man has to bend his penis down 180 degrees, it’s probably not great for him either. Rubbish.

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55. The Three-Legged Turtle

Named for reasons far beyond… reason. This one is obvious, yet clearly hard to accomplish. Try if you dare.

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