These 24 Hilarious Fake Life Hacks Are So Bad They Just Might Work
Life hacks are stupid and for the most part are “use things for their intended purpose” or “do something incredibly stupid and counter-intuitive to sort out a problem you didn’t know you had, e.g. gluing a soap push-pump-nozzle thing to your toothpaste tube because squeezing is too much effort, apparently.
Our general advice for life hacks is to ignore them, but every now and then some slip through the net and are secretly brilliant.
All of these good ones can be found on Twitter, not the verified YouTubers that you thought you should pay attention to. They’re idiots.
life hack I invented: when you're ordering food tell them "this sandwich is for NBA legend Larry bird" and they will make it like way better
— jon hendren (@fart) October 21, 2015
Life hack: if you drink box wine, and aren't able to make it home, blow up the bag and use it as a pillow.
— Bryan (@brgoldwyn) September 13, 2016
Life hack- instead of cleaning them, print out a picture of a clean sink and place it on top of the dirty dishes pic.twitter.com/SeO1j92wU4
— Tank.Sinatra (@GeorgeResch) January 30, 2016
Lifehack: Find ten million dollars on the sidewalk.
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) September 21, 2015
Life hack: Say "How long are you gonna hold that over my head?" to every criticism, even if it's about something you just did.
— Sean Wilkinson (@TheWilkMilk) August 29, 2016
Life hack: If you fill a latex glove with chicken bones and warm pudding it kind of feels like you're holding hands with a girl.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) March 11, 2016
LIFE HACK: Tired of the neighbors' noisy kids playing in front of your house? Sign up for the sex offender registry
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) July 28, 2015
life hack: every answer you give to any question regardless how wrong it is becomes irrefutable if you use the word "nanotechnology" in it
— Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano) November 12, 2015
life hack: if you cry in your uber pool they don't pick anyone else up
— athleisure cowboy (@allstn) June 21, 2016
Life hack: laminate your homework so the tears roll off
— Mailz Barkdull (@mailee44) August 29, 2016
Cutting your tennis balls in half allows you to store 2 more balls in each can, saving space. pic.twitter.com/vTdhJelHIk
— Daniel (@MyFavsTrash) July 2, 2017
LIFE HACK: replace your wedding vows with lyrics to All Star to determine whether your partner is the sharpest tool in the shed.
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) July 7, 2016
Life hack: you don't even have to do the jigsaw puzzle, the picture's already on the box!!
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) May 27, 2016
Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. Don't like the taste? Add cocoa, butter, flour, and bake for 30 minutes! pic.twitter.com/Tkpr6YzM5k
— LifeAdviceLamp (@life_lamp) May 10, 2016
Don't have a bookmark? Try using ketchup instead pic.twitter.com/UYq4HjAmVd
— steve (@shitheadsteve_) October 27, 2016
My dad uses a toilet seat to put his plate on while he watches tv pic.twitter.com/OEAZyqfTvr
— _theblessedone (@_the_blessedone) January 29, 2017
— Nathan Knight (@nathanknight) November 23, 2014
my favorite life hack is that the more you're sleeping the less money you can spend
— birthday corey (@coreykindberg) March 14, 2016
LifeHack: banks will give u lots of free money if u walk in there with a gun and just ask them for it
— one of ur hoes (@miliondollameat) March 12, 2016
Life hack: kill everүone except ur crush so theү're forced to date u
— Relationship ♡ (@ItsReIationship) March 14, 2016
Life hack: save time ironing your dress shirts by being unemployed and having no where nice to go.
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) June 20, 2014
Replace all of your friends and family with robust, pink hams, and you'll never be disappointed by them again!
— The Ham Man (@buy_2_hams) March 17, 2016
Life hack: If a centipede wore tap dance shoes it would be cool as hell and it's totally free to imagine it.
— shut up, mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) February 5, 2015
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