There's A 'Game Of Thrones' Porn Parody With Its Very Own 'Sexcei' Lannister

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It’s pretty much a running joke amongst GoT fans that the show is basically just a porno with a few dragons and some dead people thrown in for good measure.

In recent seasons though, the naughtiness has toned down ever so slightly, although we did recently get a steamy scene involving a bit of oral between Grey Worm and Missandei, but that was more romantic and intimate than full on filthy shagging.

I do kind of miss the days of getting a glimpse inside Littlefinger’s brothels though, but then again the White Walkers are making their move so it’s probably best we don’t get too caught up in the pleasures of the flesh.

Anyway, there have been a plethora of porn parodies over the years (Edward Penishands, 50 Sheds Of Grey [about a horny gardener]) and now it seems it’s the turn of George R.R. Martin’s fantasy epic.

The porn kings at Brazzers (don’t pretend that you haven’t heard of them) have gifted us Queen Of Thrones and it looks like they’ve nailed (excuse the pun) the Game Of Thrones world. Check out the trailer for it below:

It looks like a pretty accurate parody to be fair; in particular I’m liking the costume and set designs, they’re bob on. The dialogue leaves a little to be desired, but then again it does in all porn movies (and besides, whose watching porn for compelling dialogue?)

In sounds pretty intense going off this press release:

“We return to the Brazzers world of Westerness, where a sudden rise of Dead Walkers threatens the very existence of humans in the land. The threat of the undead is confronted by John Doe (Xander Corvus); humanity has a warrior.

However, in an effort to warn the corrupt Queen Sexcei (Rebecca Moore) of the impending threat to her kingdom, Doe is jailed and left helpless – until the mysterious appearance of The Red Woman (Romi Rain).

Doe is freed and, as a fugitive on the run, must decide whether to return to save the people of Queen Sexcei’s kingdom from an undead coup. Unheeded warnings may cost Queen Sexcei her kingdom, and Westerness its most steadfast warrior.”

God knows why they haven’t called him John Blow. And what about Wester-hoes? Also, where’s Little-fingered?

Missed a trick there.

The four-part series started on 30th July so you have a little catching up to do, but then again so do most Game Of Thrones fans.

As long as nobody posts fucking spoilers about Queen Of Thrones until I’ve caught up, I’ll be alright. I’m keen to see how it all pans out for Queen Sexcei…

What do you think of the parody? Let us know in the comments below!

Images via Brazzers/HBO

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