Someone Ranked Packets Of Crisps And People On Twitter Are Absolutely Fuming
I’m going to warn you now, this is going to boil your piss.
What someone’s favourite packet of crisps is can really tell you everything you need to know about a person.
If someone’s first preference is a standard packet of Walkers Ready Salted, you know they’re going to be a boring old c*nt who usually only stays out for one pint and likes to be in bed between 9:30-10:00pm.
If it’s Pom-Bears, they’re probably a massive man-child who still lives at home and can’t iron for themselves.
Like I said, it’s very revealing.
Whilst those choices may seem ludicrous to us sane people, I can forgive it because people are weird and I’ve learn to accept that fact. What I absolutely cannot forgive, however, is a Twitter user by the name of Adam Higgins who has ranked packets of crisps in order of greatness and come up with the most offensive list known to man.
He split up crisps into ‘god tier’, ‘top tier’, ‘mid tier’, ‘low tier, and ‘shit tier’, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen something so rage-inducing in all my life.
This is clearly the best ranking for crisps pic.twitter.com/CE3jmNHIaS
— Adam Higgins (@FluffehAdam) August 9, 2017
How mental is that? Honestly, I don’t even know where to begin.
The people of Twitter caught wind of this abomination and it nearly started World War 3.
To be fair, wars have actually been started over less, but take a look at how outraged people were:
Lads…Have you seen this shit…just look at where pickled onion monster munch is.I'm fuming mate. https://t.co/OwVf8iJeZH
— Emma Lou (@EmdudsCo) August 11, 2017
Where are the fucking chipsticks
— Alice Vincent (@alice_emily) August 11, 2017
I will fight to the death to prove that popcorn shouldn't even be in this graphic, let alone included in the top tier.
— Steven Perkins (@stevenperkins) August 11, 2017
No-one who ranks plain hula hoops above beef should be allowed to buy crisps.
— Dave Evans 🐝 (@Soylentish) August 11, 2017
all of the top tier are the plain/salted versions – normally what gets left over in any multi-pack. This person is clearly deluded!
— Alistair Wheate (@alwheate) August 11, 2017
What kind of private fuckin school ranking is this!?!? Proper Corn & Kettle Chips above Space Raiders & Monster Munch….Get in the sea ✊🏻💦 https://t.co/54HRi3KabL
— Myles Robinson (@djmylesrobinson) August 11, 2017
Of all the internet has thrown at us, this is surely it's most outrageous moment. Pom-Bears and salted Popcorn are the primary imposters https://t.co/XmRwikh5jL
— Michael Morrow (@MichaelMorrow93) August 11, 2017
The omission of Scampi and 'Proper' Bacon Fries renders this taxonomy meaningless.
— Steve Hornby (@stevehornby79) August 11, 2017
had to stop myself looking at this because it made me so furious
— Richard AL Williams (@RichALWilliams) August 11, 2017
No man who puts wheat crunchies so low can be trusted.
— Ian Betteridge (@ianbetteridge) August 11, 2017
Where, for the love of God, are the pig snacks and the scampi fries?
— Dr Owain Connors🇪🇺 (@OwainConnors) August 11, 2017
I have so many objections to this I don't know where to start.
— Fraser McMillan (@mctrillan) August 11, 2017
That’s a disgrace. Monster Munch & Space Raiders should be on top. And where are these tasty bastards? pic.twitter.com/BzOAIzIyOT
— Budgie (@CheekyBudgie) August 11, 2017
I'm with you THIS IS ALL WRONG.
— Cath Poucher (@CathPoucher) August 11, 2017
No, I just politely think you're wrong. How can anyone put the sweepings of Satan, Doritos, on God tier, when ambrosian Twiglets s/be there!
— Fr. James Mather (@tigerrector) August 12, 2017
The disrespect in this is rage inducing. https://t.co/quwHcZL3wl
— Doc MUFC (@Doc_Joshi) August 11, 2017
Clearly this is upside down
— Colin Baglin (@iamascribbler) August 11, 2017
SKIPS IN SHIT TIER IS A DISGRACE
— J 🇵🇹🇾🇪 (@JSF_7) August 11, 2017
Why are niknaks, chipsticks, and twiglets so low; unacceptable.
— Imraan Sathar (@imy) August 11, 2017
A few people attempted to fix the list, although I’m still not so sure.
Ps fixed it for you pic.twitter.com/3ZZDezuedR
— Ant (@iamanthonyjames) August 11, 2017
Hey Adam I fixed it for you 👍 pic.twitter.com/4HvOOkirIm
— Reinventing Neesha (@NeeshaRees) August 11, 2017
Everyone knows that Doritos, Nik Naks, Skips and Mini Cheddars are all ‘god tier’.
Adam, you’re a sick, sick man.
What would your list be? Let us know in the comments below!
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