PornHub Checked If Boobs Were Still In Fashion And Got A Pretty Conclusive Answer

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It’s a Friday, the sun is shining, and I’m writing an article about tits. Yep, life is pretty good right now.

As a 24 year-old male, I can tell you that I’m a massive fan of boobs; big ones, small ones, some as big as your head – I can literally get on board with any shape or size of breast there is.

Boobs are multi-functional; necessary, of course, but more importantly than that (and something they’re often overlooked for) they’re loads of fun. Give me a set of jugs to play with over an Xbox or a football any day of the week, and if you’ll allow me to fall asleep on them afterwards, I’ll be as happy as a pig in muck.

Now, in case some of you hadn’t heard, those contrarians over at The New York Post recently came out with a revelation that boobs were suddenly back in fashion.

They said that “a big-boob movement is happening, and we should embrace it” and the internet did a collective eye-roll.

With boobs now apparently at the very height of fashion, the brilliant people at everyone’s favourite website, PornHub decided to see if the trend was having any effect on people’s porn habits.

A porn novice may think to themselves ‘well how many different ways can you search for boobs on a porn site?’ Well, I’m here to tell you absolute rookies that there’s effing loads!

Whilst ‘big tits’ and ‘big boobs’ were the most searched for things, take a look at the other boob-related searches people have been making.

You know you’re horny and desperate when just reading the terms actually turns you on.

Apparently, chest-heavy porn actually makes up about 1.5% of all PornHub searches every day, and within that, people are searching for everything from ‘big natural tits milf’ to ‘Japanese big tits’ and even ‘adult breastfeeding’.

But take a look at the results from the size of breasts that people are searching for. Larger breasts were way more popular than small, natural or fake ones.

Maybe The New York Times were actually on to something…

Really though, boob preferences just fluctuate over time, as smaller boobs are actually more popular than they were a few years ago.

I know earlier on I said I’m a massive fan of all boobs, which is true, but if I had to choose I’d probably plump for smaller boobs. They’re just less intimidating and easier to play with. Not that I’m discriminating against big knockers, they’re great too, it’s just that sometimes they can be overwhelming and I don’t know what to do with them. I also have small….hands.

In conclusion then, what have we actually learnt?

Well, boobs are awesome, there’s a million and one ways to search for tits, people are watching far too much boob porn, and I’m way too easily turned on.

We like to inform people over here at The Hook.

What do you think of the results? Let us know in the comments below!

Images via Pornhub/iStock/GIPHY

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