Here's A Drinking Game For The Season Seven 'Game Of Thrones' Finale
Hello, ‘Game of Thrones’ watching friends – and welcome to The Hook’s proudest creation: our season seven finale drinking game. Grab some bottles of alcohol, and let’s get going.
We recommend you get a selection of alcohols for all drinking types: red wine for the Tyrions of the world, whiskey for the Jon Snows, ginger ale for the Sansas, Jack Daniels and coke for the Daeneryses and some goddamn fucking poison for the Cerseis.
Now, we have two alcohol-based games for you to play. Firstly, we suggest a game of GOT character charades while you’re waiting for 9pm and the episode to air. Basically, split into teams, and take turns giving someone from another team a Game Of Thrones character to try and act out to their team.
For example, if given the character Oberyn Martell, the player would probably act out the crushing of his skull and scream a fair bit. Jaime might involve the pretend removal of a hand, and Cersei would definitely need a tipsy re-enactment of the Shame walk.
If their team gets it right, the other teams drink, and if they don’t get it, they have to drink.
And for when the show is airing, follow this set of drinking rules:
Drink every time:
Jon changes the conversation to the white walkers / army of the dead / fight beyond the wall.
Daenerys refers to the dragons as her children.
Tormund looks lustily at / talks about Brienne of Tarth.
Cersei talks about revenge.
Sexual tension between Jon and Daenerys.
Bran says something inappropriate.
Sansa stares dramatically into the middle distance.
Arya references the Faceless Men.
Daenerys ignores Tyrion’s advice.
Greyworm shows off his non-existent genitalia.
Someone refers to Daenerys with all her titles (Daenerys Stormborn of House Tarygaryen, rightful heir to the iron throne, rightful queen of the Andals and the first men, protector of thee Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains).
Finish entire glass:
If Jon and Daenerys have sex.
Jaime betrays Cersei.
Major character dies.
If Jon and Arya are reunited.
Jon finds out he’s a Targaryen.
White walkers cross the wall.
Arya crosses someone off her kill list.
Sansa gets with Littlefinger.
Clegane bowl (The clegane brothers fight).
Drink entire bottle:
No major characters die.
Let us know how it works out for you!
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