This Guy Made A Hilarious PowerPoint For A First Date And Was Dumped For It

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The other day I matched with a very nice and very pretty girl on Tinder. All was well – I may have messaged a little too eagerly but the vibes were good in general. I asked if she wanted to go for coffee, she said yes provided it was Irish (the perfect answer), I asked when she was free… and I haven’t heard from her since.

A bit weird and unpleasant sure, but what I lack in texting skills, I more than make up for in my ability to roll with the punches at this point in my life. In a way, I’m relieved (I’m totally not but this is me putting a face on) because there’s little more stressful than arranging a first date.

Where do you even buy Irish coffee? I hate coffee and I’m sure the only way to make it worse is to put cheap blended whisky in it. Nonetheless people keep going on first dates and as a whole, humanity is running out of ideas. That’s why the genius, Ben, decided to take the stress out of arranging date activities alone by creating a funny and charming PowerPoint and sending it to his potential significant other, Tom.

Here’s what he came up with…

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Hilarious and original, right? Well, apparently not…

I was going to say it was down to Ben saying his friend got a “whole in one” but he immediately made up for the typo by saying Brick Lane is full of wankers. It really is.

Obviously Twitter stuck up for him…

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And just in case you’re thinking – like I initially did because I’m shallow – that maybe Tom thought he was out of Ben’s league, have a look at Ben…

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There he is, sitting intensely and being one of those good-looking people that you read about.

Ridiculous. I think Tom might just be one of the worst people going. There’s really no excuse for that kind of behaviour. Ben’s dodged a bullet, as he said:

Too true.

Oh and Tinder match who I mentioned in the opening paragraph, I know you’re reading and I’m willing to give you a second chance, possibly a third and most likely a fourth. Fifth is pushing it but I’m sure allowances can be made. Mind you, if I’m giving you a fifth chance, I may as well throw in two more.

Seven’s a weird number isn’t it? On second thoughts I should probably round it up to ten.

Ten chances. That’s right. I play hard ball, girl.

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