The Biggest Sex Stereotype About Men Is Secretly Completely Untrue

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If there’s one thing I know about men, it’s that *I’m kept awake at night due to crippling depression and anxiety, teamed with a weird pain in my head and appendix* they love sex lol.

There’s that stat that men think about sex once every 14 seconds or something like that, isn’t there? Speaks volumes of just how much we care about it. All we bloody think about; tits and arses and who could forget full penetrative vaginal intercourse? Gee whizz, not me. If I had a penny for every time I thought about… doing a sex. I’d be a rich man, is what I’m saying.

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Well it turns out I’m wrong since the wacky chaps at Voucher Codes Pro (not a clue why, either) decided to conduct a little bit of research in the form of a survey of 2,383 Brits all in committed relationships.

They asked them a number of questions about sex that essentially lead to “what do you miss most about the ‘honeymoon period'” to which the answers were fairly surprising.

21% couples think that they’re not getting enough sex, with 41% of men think the sex is lacking and 59% of women thinking the same.

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Ahhh so the shoe’s on the other foot! Women, eh? Can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ’em/they will not live with me for love nor money.

To remedy the distinct lack of orgasms, 7% said they’d probably end up cheating, 40% they’d browse the porno-sphere whilst 28% said they’d get themselves a lovely sex toy – something which shouldn’t be mutually exclusive from the second option, I’d have thought?

33% of couples wish they argued less, with the main arguments being about finances and lack of bonding time.

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So there you have it. It’s actually the women in the world who can’t stop thinking about sex… why is it that I’ve never met one of those ones?

That being said, I’m for sure in the 41% of men and yet sexually forward women scare me. I’m just a lil’ puppy, really. No one in their right mind wants to shag a puppy.

Anyway, that’s it.

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