16 Things You Can Say At Funerals And During Sex

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Sex is a weird old thing. Obviously it’s largely fun but if you happen to be an incredibly awkward person that panics if they make eye-contact with even a baby, it can be daunting. What do you say? Do you say anything at all? It’s all so hard to judge.

Funerals are oddly similar in that sense too. What do you say to a widow? “Sorry”? It doesn’t really seem enough and “sorry for your loss” is far too cliché. In the ceaseless torrent of death that humanity is plagued with, it’s easy to run out of viable condolences.

Well with the help of a handy reddit thread, we’ve compiled a list of things that you can say both during sex or at a funeral. You’re welcome.

barely box came console

cry dad end family goodbye happy love

many soon stroke tissue touch

It’s bad that the “I love you” one was the weirdest option there for me, isn’t it?

Love… pfft.

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