Blow Job Café Set To Open In The UK

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If, like me, you’ve ever walked into a coffee shop and thought: ‘Shit, you know what would really go well with this coffee? A bloody blow job’, then you’re in luck.

Apparently London is getting a ‘Blowjob Café’, a place where all of us fellatio enthusiasts can finally hang out, slurp delicious coffee and receive some expert head.

It works exactly like all your other standard BJ joints; go in, choose your coffee and then use an iPad to choose the escort that you’d like to do the deed. Easy.

On hearing the news I was slightly concerned about where the dick sucking would take place though. Too close to the coffee machines and you’re asking for trouble; fapaccino anyone?

Your average, run-of-the-mill Blow Jay will cost around £50, although that does involve the coffee as well, so really its not that much more expensive than Starbucks.

It’s then a further £10 for every extra 15 minutes of oral pleasure so if stamina happens to be a personal trait of yours it could cost you a small fortune.

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The genius behind the idea is Bradley Charvet who says he came up with the idea after being inspired by things he’d seen in Pattaya, Thailand, noticing ‘this kind of café there a few years ago’.

Sadly though, if any ladies are out there thinking that they can go in and order a skinny latte with a helping of cunnilingus, they’ll be disappointed as it’s strictly for males (at the moment).

But as it’s the professionals doing the dirty work, there could well be some barista work up for grabs for both males and females if anyone’s in need of some extra pocket money.

The shop is supposed to open in Paddington, and when it does, I’ll be sure to see you all in there.

Would you pay a visit to a blowjob café? Let us know in the comments!

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