Trump Accused Of Paying For Golden Shower, Twitter Has A Field Day

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BuzzFeed posted a report last night, supposedly put together by a former British intelligence official, outlining all sorts of claims that the Russian government have dirt on Donald Trump, and that they’ve allegedly been grooming him as their ideal President over a number of years. 

One highlight is a story about how Trump hired Russian prostitutes to perform a “golden showers show” in a Moscow hotel suite, the same room that President and Mrs Obama stayed in during state visits to the Russian capital.

Again, we must stress that pretty much everything in the said report is unsubstantiated.

Deflection as a coping mechanism amidst depressing politics is one of our favourite pastimes, such as focusing on Corbyn’s Wilson tracksuit, or David Cameron whistling on his way back into No. 10, or whether or not he violated a dead pig.

And again, with a dossier containing potentially damning information about Trump’s ties to Russia, focus is diverted towards whether or not he pissed on a prostitute, or if two prostitutes pissed on each other in front of him, and whether it was all part of some weird, Obama defilement fantasy in a hotel presidential suite. The Orange Man with the Golden Shower.

Donald refuted the allegations in his typically concise, caps-locked manner.

Here are some of Twitter’s best responses.

This, of course, in reference to Alec Baldwin’s excellent impersonation.

You can have a leak at the report here yourself.

Image via The Trump Organization YouTube channel

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