15 Of The Funniest Tweets About Food
Just in case you’re not already hungry, here are 15 hilarious tweets about food (and drink) to get your stomach rumbling:
1. We’ve all been there…
That awkward moment when you try to start a food fight by throwing a sandwich but the guy just catches it and says "thanks for the sandwich"
— tlemco… i swear (@cather1ne21) December 19, 2012
2. Bloody Starbucks.
-The name's Bond. James Bond.
-I've written Bond now.
-Oh. Can you change it or is it too late?
-When your coffee's ready they'll call Bond
— keri (@kerihw) July 4, 2014
i prefer 6O9 where you are both curled up around a big pizza
— zoë bread (@zoebread) September 7, 2013
4. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
I haven't eaten an apple in days. The doctors are closing in. My barricade won't last much longer. They're coming. Tell my family I love th-
— Esti (@slightlyfunny77) December 3, 2014
5. It’s a win, win, win situation..
Food delivery is a combination of my three favorite things:
2. Not moving
3. Avoiding people
— TokenSuperhero (@MarcusTheToken) July 18, 2011
6. How indeed.
How has the guy who makes Capri Sun straw openings not been up for a job performance review?
— Sammy Rhodes (@sammyrhodes) July 17, 2012
7. The only skill you need..
I can't turn water into wine, but I can turn ice cream into breakfast.
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) June 25, 2012
cashier: whoa 58 boxes of Mac and Cheese, having a party tonight?
— PapeяWash© (@PaperWash) September 23, 2015
9. That counts?!
The closest I've been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.
— pauly casillas (@PaulyPeligroso) April 20, 2014
*Grates entire hand*
Please…I have a family.
— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) July 8, 2014
A sign in the window reads CURED MEATS. Inside, a salami takes his first steps since the accident. A prosciutto learns to forgive.
— Ceej (@ceejoyner) May 24, 2013
12. Sex is like pizza in many ways..
13. We’d never thought of that…
Food trucks are pretty popular, but I don't know if a trust a restaurant with a get-away plan.
— Erik Bergstrom (@Erik_Bergstrom) March 14, 2014
14. There’s a fine line..
Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at something while I eat popcorn.
— Noodles (@Dawn_M_) January 12, 2016
15. Sounds like heaven…
Steps to survive on a dessert island:
1. check spelling
2. if correct, enjoy
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) February 4, 2015