You Can Now Put Your Dead Loved-One's Ashes In A Special Dildo

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It’s very sad for someone when their lover passes away. They no longer have their beloved companion along their side. But we must, as so few do, spare a thought for their sexual libido.

So what now, sleep with someone else? Maybe not. And god forbid you “entertain” yourself. It’s so impersonal.

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Never fear, help is on the horizon. Hooray! Mark Sturkenboom, very much a modern day Thomas Edison, has designed an inventive new urn which is also a dildo. It’s what the world’s been waiting for.

This is what he had to say on his invention, known as ’21 Grams’:

‘After a passing, the missing of intimacy with that person is only one aspect of the pain and grief.

‘This forms the base for 21 Grams. The urn offers the possibility to conserve 21 grams of ashes of the deceased and displays an immortal desire.’

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The rest of the memory box includes a necklace and an amplifier, for playing music that reminds you of the deceased, a scent diffuser and a gold-plated urn.

But who cares about that, when there’s a hollowed dildo on offer. Naturally, you can’t fit all of the ashes within the dildo but that’s usually the same for conventional sex, so swings and roundabouts.

If that doesn’t float your boat, you can also have ashes of your loved ones made into Tattoos or Jewellery or, you know, just leave them?

Thoughts? Let us know what you make of this in the comments! 

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