This Cat Adoption Ad Is Hilarious

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Sometimes honesty is the best policy. At least the person fostering this cat seems to think so. Rose is clearly aware that she is fostering a not-so-friendly cat and so she is being pretty upfront about it. Let’s hope this cat gets adopted.

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For those of you who may be struggling to read the poster, it says:

“I may not look like it, but I am one badass motherf*cker. I only accept petting when I feel like it. If you try to pet me when I’m not in the mood, I will hiss at a b*tch. Because f**k you, I do what I want. “

“You would too if you had it rough like me. My punk ass family abandoned me outside in subzero degree weather in a cat carrier, and then the animal shelter that was supposed to find me a home sent me to death row.  I was saved by a nice cat rescue and am now kicking it at my foster home. But no one will adopt me because whenever I meet new people and they pet me, I hiss at them. I’m also old as hell (9 years). In cat years, that’s way too old for any of this bulls**t, so you’ll just have to understand why I’m a cranky old man.”

“Not cuddly enough for you? Then move along, son. There must be someone in all of New York who will appreciate a badass (and okay, sometimes sweet) cat who does not give a f**k. Call my foster mom Rose at ——- if you want me to grace your couch with my little orange nutsack. Peace”

Who could say no to that? We only wish our office was in New York…

H/T: Mandotary

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