This Cat Adoption Ad Is Hilarious


Sometimes honesty is the best policy. At least the person fostering this cat seems to think so. Rose is clearly aware that she is fostering a not-so-friendly cat and so she is being pretty upfront about it. Let’s hope this cat gets adopted.


For those of you who may be struggling to read the poster, it says:

“I may not look like it, but I am one badass motherf*cker. I only accept petting when I feel like it. If you try to pet me when I’m not in the mood, I will hiss at a b*tch. Because f**k you, I do what I want. “

“You would too if you had it rough like me. My punk ass family abandoned me outside in subzero degree weather in a cat carrier, and then the animal shelter that was supposed to find me a home sent me to death row.  I was saved by a nice cat rescue and am now kicking it at my foster home. But no one will adopt me because whenever I meet new people and they pet me, I hiss at them. I’m also old as hell (9 years). In cat years, that’s way too old for any of this bulls**t, so you’ll just have to understand why I’m a cranky old man.”

“Not cuddly enough for you? Then move along, son. There must be someone in all of New York who will appreciate a badass (and okay, sometimes sweet) cat who does not give a f**k. Call my foster mom Rose at ——- if you want me to grace your couch with my little orange nutsack. Peace”

Who could say no to that? We only wish our office was in New York…

H/T: Mandotary

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