The Sex Selfie Stick That Is Literally 'Access All Areas'
It’s finally here. The selfie stick to end all selfie sticks. People thought the ‘belfie’ sticks were the last straw, but just to prove you wrong, may we introduce you to this vagina selfie contraption.
Essentially a vibrator with a light and ‘frighteningly HD quality’ camera on the end, this device basically allows you the unprecedented opportunity be the phone to someone’s genitals. No joke. It will allow users to see their own vaginas and/or the vaginas of their loved ones in an entirely new light. Literally.
Humankind have officially completed their goal of being able to take useless selfies absolutely everywhere, congrats. The weird footage can be uploaded to PC or smartphone and the device also syncs with FaceTime.
A spokesperson for Lovehoney, who currently stock the device, said: “It allows users to get to know their body in its entirety thanks to the remarkably clear footage this camera captures.
“Thanks to its FaceTime compatibility, sharing the view with your lover couldn’t be easier – whether you’re sat right next to each other or miles apart.”
It costs £119.99, and the worst part is that real people are actually buying it, and out there somewhere on the internet are some of the weirdest selfies anyone has ever been exposed to.
Normally we would ask your thoughts and tell you to tweet us with your own examples. But please, we beg you, don’t. Would you ever send a vagina selfie?