David Cameron Just Revealed He Is Related To Kim Kardashian
This is not a premature April Fool’s joke, we hope.
The revelation came during the Prime Minister’s interview with Heat magazine. Cameron, who appeared very relaxed with his top button undone and no suit jacket, was talking about his favourite TV shows (there must be an election coming up or something) when the subject came up.
Asked if he watches Keeping Up With The Kardashians the man in charge replied “No, but I’m related to them. Did you know I’m 13th cousins with them?”
Thirteenth cousins eh?
According to genealogy website Geni.com, the link between the pair comes via mutual ancestor Sir William Spencer, who was born in 1555.
It is surely only a matter of minutes before some wrong-un gets hold of this info and we’re reading the headline Cameron’s relative in sex tape scandal.
With Katie Hopkins already vowing to leave the country if Milliband becomes Prime Minister, Cameron now only needs to ask for the support of his thirteenth cousin’s adored husband, Kanye, and he will officially be running the most suicidal political campaign ever.
The other big bombshell from Cameron’s interview was that he doesn’t like rats.
“We had one in our kitchen once, it came in through the cat flap, it was horrible, and I kind of found it in the middle of the night.”
Another testing day on the campaign trail…