This Guy Got Revenge On His Wife's Thieving Co-Worker, And It's Perfect
We’ve all been there. When it finally gets to lunch time, you practically run to the fridge, ready to eat away the boredom. And then you realise, shock horror, some inconsiderate neanderthal has eaten your food. There’s no getting over such a heinous crime. There can only be one thing, revenge, and that’s exactly what this woman’s husband did.
This story comes from reddit, the land of the best stories, and tells of a husband who delighted in sending off his spouse with a home cooked meal every day. Until the found out someone was stealing it, that is.
“So I’m a bit of a chilli head.” He opens with. Hell yeah. We like where this is going.
“Love my hot sauces. I also love to cook. I also cook my wife a delicious lunch each day. She kept complaining that someone was stealing her lunch every couple of days out of the fridge at work. So I made her some buffalo wings for lunch to put in the fridge, They are really popular with her colleagues but I spiced them up just a little with some Blair’s 4am Reserve.
(I note you are meant to dilute it with 1 drop per 5 litres of liquid). So I added a couple of drops of Blairs 4am Reserve per wing with nice dusting of Ghost chilli powder for good measure. I did eat a couple to make sure it didn’t kill anybody, they were real hot. Even cream doesn’t cut the heat: and Ghost chillies keep getting hotter for about 5 minutes.
Needless to say just before lunch, there was a shrill from the kitchen, a young male colleague decided to help himself to my wife’s lunch, which was clearly marked with her name. He ran to the toilet and vomited over and over. Apparently the moans sounded like he was dying. My wife just sat there innocently pretending nothing was wrong. Needless to say she has not lost a single lunch since.”
Can we get a round of applause for this redditor? What a champ.
In case you were doubting the heat of these wings, here is some poor guy trying to eat ghost chillies. Key word: trying. This video will make you appreciate the redditor’s phrase ‘the moans sounded like he was dying’