Cheating Colleagues Have Late Night Office Romp, Make One Huge Oversight
That awkward moment when you realise that private and intimate evening wasn’t so private after all. This pair, who were getting it on in a law office in Christchurch, New Zealand, didn’t realise that they were putting on a show for a bar full of boozers across the road. It could have all been so different if one of them had just thought to turn off the light.
What happens in this situation? Well, people film it, take photos and spread it across social media for the whole world to see. Before you know it you’re an amateur porn star and that secret, naughty office coitus is now public and mortifying. Eek.
Unsurprisingly the photos got thousands of shares.
‘The whole pub knew about it and was watching, while they were totally oblivious to it. And afterwards celebrating with wine,’ one man posted.
Another said ‘It started with a casual flirt. Then the kiss, grabbing the attention of all. Get it, son! Finally they moved to the back of the room, thinking they were unseen. Off comes the tights, down goes his head. By this stage, 50 bar patrons were pressed up against the window yelling their approval.
‘To be honest, after watching them f*** for a good half hour, people started to get bored and drift off back to the dancefloor.’
Marsh Ltd, the company who owns the office in question, said that they were taking the matter seriously. Well, someone has to we suppose, although their embarrassment probably outweighs any form of punishment that can be thrown at them, especially considering the most recent revelations.
The images initially hit social media on Friday night. It emerged yesterday that the pair are BOTH in serious relationships.
That’s right, they were doing the dirty. He is married and she is recently engaged. As that bombshell sank in any sympathy that some people harboured for their ‘special’ moment being filmed drained away.
Reports suggest that both employees didn’t show up for work yesterday. Any excuse that they were working late on Friday probably wouldn’t float too well right now.
The moral of the story here? Well, there are a couple. Don’t cheat, and if you are then at least have some awareness of your surroundings because social media is the private detective that nobody hired.
Here’s a short video that is doing the rounds at the moment.