7 Screwed Up Sex Facts You Haven't Heard Before
1. Semen can be used as an anti-wrinkle face cream
No, we’re not pulling your leg. In sperm, a crystalline polyamine compound called Spermine can be found. It is believed to diminish wrinkles, smooth skin and help with taming or preventing acne. Bioforskning, a Norwegian company, has synthesized the compounds into a facial cream that will set you back $250. According to Bioforskning, Spermine is 30 times more effective than vitamin E and can delay the aging process by 20 percent. As good as that does sound, is it worth it to spread what is effectively fake jizz across your face regularly? That’s definitely one to think about…
2. Your nose is effected when you have sex
When you’rre getting your jiggy on, the last thing on your mind is your nose. And that’s actually probably because just like the penis, vagina and boobs, the nasal passage way expands during sex and is therefore great at clearing any congestion. Any excuse, eh?
3. Eating celery can turn men on and make them more attractive to women
It’s stringy, a bit gross and doesn’t taste like much, but Celery could actually be key in revamping a man’s sex life. Every stalk of the stuff is packed with androstenone and androstenol. “When you chew a stalk of celery, you release androstenone and androstenol odor molecules into your mouth. They then travel up the back of your throat to your nose,” says Alan Hirsch, M.D., author of Scentsational Sex. “Once there, the pheromones boost your arousal, turning you on and causing your body to send off scents and signals that make you more desirable to women.”
Try it next time you’re in a bar. Grab the celery from your hungover mate’s Bloody Mary and munch away. “The pheromones take effect immediately, so you should notice the women around you paying more attention to you right away,” says Dr. Hirsch.
And on the plus side, there are pretty much no calories in celery so you can chomp to your hearts desire, guilt free.
4. Female ejaculation is just wee, after all
The question of what exact substance it that a woman ‘squirts’ has been a long, drawn out discussion. A study of these mythical creatures, the ‘squirters’ found that their bladders were empty before they reached arousal, but began to collect urine before the big finish, and then upon testing were empty again afterwards. Not convinced? They also tested the samples afterwards. It’s wee-wee.
5. The G-Spot was once known as the ‘Whipple Tickle’
No comment needed…
6. There is a fetish involving creepy crawlies
Yes, it’s as bad as you think. There’s a fetish called Formicophilia that involves gaining sexual pleasure from small animals and insects. Most often from placing them directly on the individuals genitalia. Suddenly that weird guys foot fetish doesn’t seem so bad, right?
7. 20% of women can orgasm from their boobs alone
Understandable when you know that touching of the breast increases blood flow to the genitals and can therefore trigger an orgasm. Show those ladies some luurve.
One woman even claimed that just wearing her most comfortable bra was enough to bring her to climax. Start doing your lingerie shopping in M&S, ladies!