21 Photos That The Elf On The Shelf Didn't Want You To See
This Christmas you’ve gotta be really careful, there’s a new killer on the scene. Not only a killer, but the worst possible kind. The kind who on first glance appear all sweet and harmless, but when your back in turn they show their true colours. And things get really ugly. Who is this dangerous criminal? Well it’s the Elf on the Shelf, you won’t believe what he’s been getting up to…
1. At first glance you’d probably think he’s a respected elf, from a nice family in a nice town.
2. Sure he’s a little strange…. but who isn’t?
3. But pretty harmless, right?
5. It all started when a couple of Barbies denied Elf on the Shelf’s Christmas offering.
6. The rejection stung and the once jolly Christmas elf was left with nothing but a deep, unguided anger.
7. He became reclusive — spending most of his time alone, drinking and chain-smoking, wondering about his real purpose on Earth.
8. It wasn’t long before his behaviour began to spiral out of control.
9. Every night was a new blackout, a new horror.
10. Things he once loved turned into things he hated.
11. Run-ins with the law became frequent.
12. He became a different person entirely.
13. It was all really just a desperate cry for help.
14. But before anyone could do anything, it was too late.
15. Friendships were severed.
16. Lives were lost
17. He wasn’t picky with his company
18. Hide your wife..
19. Hide your kids…
20. No one is safe…