This Guy Sent A Complaint Letter To Bic, The Response He Received Is Priceless
We all know what a BiC pen is. One thing that you probably don’t know about BiC is that their staff members have an extremely great sense of humor.
A man had sent in a complaint letter. The response is brilliant. Of you can’t make out the letter, scroll further down for larger font.
Here’s what the letter says:
Dear Mr. Harrison,
Thank you very much for your letter bringing our attention to your faculty BIC pen. We produce 1.7 billion BIC pens in different varieties every year so unfortunately we cannot test each and every one.
Having spoken to our team of engineers, we cannot ascertain why one of the medium point BIC crystal ball point pens that you purchased “only draws massive c**ks.” We have never heard of this occurring previously and we couldn’t recreate this anomaly so we can only assume that this pen was temporarily possessed and we will drop it off at a local church for exorcism.
Hopefully it won’t accidentally end up next to the marriage register.
We are sorry to hear that this pen ruined your Grandmother’s Birthday card and that you must now sign for credit card purchases by “penning an enormous phallus.” Luckily, Chip and Pin is prevalent throughout the UK.
As an apology, I have enclosed 5x fine point BIC Orange stick pens for your usage. I have personally tested each one for erroneous genitalia production and these seem to be OK.
Yes, the pen lids are very good for scratching in your ears and blowing through the lids is a great way to annoy people. No, we have never received any reports of our orange BIC disposable razors shaving penises into things.
Many thanks, Edgar Hernandez
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