They Should Of Warned You About This Before Graduation



Yes, you will feel like a regal Hogwarts Student at first, but the novelty wears off as the sweat starts to drip. It is also incredibly difficult to use the toilet when wearing them and you will have to get a friend to help you hold it all up whilst you take a nervous wee moments before the ceremony…

1. Each ceremony will be vastly different. Business students will be swift and efficient in their accepting of the obligatory handshakes. Performing arts students however will milk their 15 seconds of fame; selfies with the Chancellor, over dramatic reactions and playing up to the crowd…


2. Seeing your tutors in the robes of their university is a big highlight, especially when the hood is covered in pink fur – seriously, what university even is that?!

3. You will have to choose between wearing a “Large” cap that doesn’t quite fit, or admitting your head is “Extra Large” – the shame!


4. You may think that the jokes are fresh and off the cuff, spoiler alert, they have been the same for the past 5 years, and they don’t look to be changing anytime soon.


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