Nobody Wants To See These Facebook Statuses During A Heatwave
#4 – “Disaster, look at my tan lines, my two week holiday has left me like a Zebra. The best time of my life though. Amazing holiday”
We can only see your tan lines because you’re 96% naked. A t-shirt solves this ‘problem.’
#5 – “Sunglasses Selfie, LMFAO”
I was laughing so hard I can’t find my rear end either.
#6 – “Festival WEEEEKEND – Whoop Whoop!”
Just out and out jealousy here, we can’t even find an aloof angle from which to disguise it.