This Man Went To Extreme Lengths To Get A 'Monster' Package



Despite the fact that Billy-Tom has in the past ‘done a bit of porn’, he assured Hols & Phil that his monster manhood was purely for his own pleasure…so to speak.

And then, in moment destined for TV history, viewers were then shown pictures of Billy-Tom’s flaccid (vom) penis before and after. We have deemed it a tad to gross to show you here, but that’s what Google is for, right?

We don’t want to disappoint you, and nor did This Morning, and so they whipped out a can of hairspray, which amazingly has the exact same proportions as Billy-Tom’s willy when erect.

For those wondering the vital stats are 7 ½ by 10 inches. Eeek.


Once you have got your head around, just try imagining getting your mouth around it. Urgh…Our verdict is that Billy-Tom has been suffering too much blood to the wrong head.

This begs the question – does size really matter? Let us know your thoughts!

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