Summer is Here and The Hot Dog Legs Are Out to Play
Summer is here and the sun, and the water, yada yada. Listen, I guarantee that at least one person on your Facebook feed will post a picture of their legs while they’re tanning in the sun on a beach somewhere exotic or right in their lame backyard. That’s all fine and good, don’t get me wrong, but the angle they take it at is where they’re lacking in decent photography skills. Some of these pictures are seriously indistinguishable next to a picture of some hot dogs. Ask yourself this question as you scroll through these images: “are they hotdogs or legs?” You’ll have a hard time. No joke.
1. Would you like some mustard with that?
2. Uncooked hot dogs don’t look so appetizing.
3. Hot dogs rave harder than you.
4. Hot dogs are more cultured and well-traveled than you.