The 15 Types Of Housemate Nobody Wants To Live With
We are sorry to tell you this, and it may hurt a little, but if you don’t live with anybody on this list, then you’re probably on it yourself.
1. The Wannabe DJ.
You know they’re in their room because the music is on AND THE WHOLE STREET CAN HEAR IT! It’s a surprise they haven’t developed tinnitus.
2. The Noter
What is wrong with talking to one another with our mouths that we were so fortunately gifted?
3. The Borrower.
It starts out with milk, and then you realise your shampoo looks a little empty, not to mention the frustratingly empty tube of toothpaste. Before you know it you’re lending them a fiver to pop to she shops with, or twenty quid for a night out. They will never pay you back. EVER
4. The Borderline Alcoholic.
This person will always be asking you if you ‘fancy a tipple’ as they hastily take a gulp to celebrate the opening sequence of Game Of Thrones, Or Newsnight, or whatever is in their immediate vicinity and could be palmed off as drink worthy.
5. The Night Watcher
Just as you’re contemplating going to bed they’re deciding what to have for dinner. The low hum of the living room TV only stops at around 3 a.m, and they’ll be sitting on their laptop for hours after that.